I’m convinced if I ate even one bite of this, my ancestors would raise from the dead to curse my entire being and permanently revoke every horticultural skill in my body. As a self respecting Southerner—somebody please walk me through how collard greens, coleslaw, Russian dressing, Swiss cheese, and rye bread end up in a sandwich together?? If you are putting home grown collards in grilled cheese sandwiches you are dead wrong. May the Hex of Celie wreak havoc on your collard crop and your stomach. For real!